199+ Funny 5 Year Anniversary Quotes

Funny 5 Year Anniversary Quotes: Five years is a long time, especially when you’re stuck with that one person. So here are some funny 5 year anniversary quotes. It’s the time when you start to better understand the person your partner is and when you can see their true colors.

The 5 year mark is a great time to celebrate your relationship. You’ve been through a lot together – good and bad – and you’re still going strong. Here are some funny 5 year anniversary quotes to commemorate the occasion.

Funny 5 Year Anniversary Quotes

5 years! Are you KIDDING me?! We’ve done so much in 5 years, but most importantly we’ve had so much fun with each other.

OMG! We’ve been five years together and we’re still going strong. I remember when you asked me to be your wifey. We were both in our early twenties at that time, but look at us now—We’re still young and

Love you more than I did 5 years ago. And 5 years before that…

What better way to celebrate 5 years than with a little self-tan? 😏 Happy Anniversary & cheers to the next 5 years! 🥂

Yup, 5 years. Here’s to another 50. 😂 ❤️

Making it past five years is a real accomplishment. Congrats on turning five years old today! 🎂

5 years later, you’re still the beau I daydream about 🎶 🌙

5 years ago today, the greatest love story of all started with a sparkle in my eye. Happy anniversary! 💕

Your loyalty since the beginning has been a constant inspiration to me. Here’s to five years of your guidance and support. Cheers to our next 50 together!

Calling it. The next 5yrs are gonna be good 😉 @mrs_jorjiooooooo

“And to all a good night!” —Cinderella, right before she cracked open a beer and watched football. Happy 5th anniversary, babe. ❤️❤️

They say the grass is greener on the other side. But with you, my love is so green, I can’t keep up with it! 😉

Made it another year! Let’s celebrate with a selfie 😜 🎂🍰

Time may be a great healer, but a true friend is a greater one.

You were tall enough to ride the big rides, tall enough to beat me at basketball ✨

5 years of being the best of friends, 5 years of us, 5 years of a whole lot of laughs and love – thanks for sticking by my side. Can’t wait to see what year number 27 holds! 😘

In 5 years we’ve gone from a few shades of brown to full-blown color! We love you @hairbykylerlynn! 😘💇 #5yearswithbloom_inchonstylist

We’ve beaten our own +5 year deadline, but we’ll stay married for 30 more 🙂

I know we’ve been together for 5 years now, but I just wanted you to see how many days there are until 5 more. 😈 #anniversary

It’s been 5 years of making fun of your laugh, how could I possibly laugh at you. 😂🤣

It’s hard to believe it’s already been five years. It seems like just yesterday, we were anticipating the arrival of our “little ball of love”. Happy anniversary to my forever handsome man! 💋

To 5 years of #laughter, #memories, and #incredible moments that have been the best of our lives.

Quintuple dating anniversary. Happy five years of double-dating with each other and double the amount of fun with these two cuties. And we can’t wait to see what the future holds for all four of us. __

Happy 5th anniversary to the love of my life 💑 . I love you to the moon and back 🌙

5 years ago, I knew it would be one of the best decisions of my life. Thanks for celebrating with us 💙😊❤️

5 years of non-stop laughs and max-capacity snuggling #truelove

You’ve become so important to me, this year I’m treating you to the vacation of your dreams! . . #LOVE #anniversary♥️

#15yearsstrong & counting. We’re still standing tall because 25 4x6s of these are hanging in our house. 😂💛

You have been a source of inspiration for me. Thank you! 🙂 @mylifetime_tweet

Let us make you the best cake we can make.

🎂🎊😃5 years seems like just yesterday that I met my future husband. 👫👬He proposed 5 years later on our first anniversary, little did he know I had already said yes. 🤔I am

Five years ago we met and it was an instant attraction. The feeling of wanting to be with you all the time was right, but I never thought it would grow this deep. When I look at you, a gazillion fireworks go off in

5 years. 5 years of laughing together, of growing up together, and most importantly of growing old together. I love you more than farts 💨💨

It’s been 5 years and I have never been happier. Thank you! Here’s to many more happy years together!

Five years in and I still wake up next to you with a smile on my face, that’s how it’s done. Happy anniversary! 🍾🥂

While together, we’ve had 5 years of joy, 15 years of itches in the same places, and 1 year of honeymooning—we can’t wait to see what’s next! Happy Anniversary! ❤️ #marryme

“In the beginning ‘I Do’ was a magical moment, then came the first five years of marriage and it became a life sentence.” – Jimmy Fallon

To 5 years and counting. 🥂

Happy 5th Anniversary to my one and only. Here’s to five more years of enjoying life side by side…And, if we’re lucky, making a few more memories along the way! 🤗

🎱 5 years sounds like a long time, but it flashes by in no time at all. Here’s to many more 🍾💕

Happy Anniversary! You’re the best decision I’ve ever made! 💕

Every summer I grow a little more baffled by you, and I mean that in the best way possible. Today is just one more reason to be grateful for us. 😊

Do not try to understand the logic behind my silly nature, just accept it 🙂

Our relationship: 🎉 5 years and still going strong! We laugh and we love.

5 years flew by faster than I thought they would. 5 years of laughs, love, and learning…

After 5 years together, you know the real me. I love you today, tomorrow and next year too.

The best is yet to come. Thanks for the good times, #5yearswithyou 🥂

It’s our fifth anniversary! Can you believe that?!!!! That’s five whole years. If you were a new car that would be approximately every 60,000 miles. If you were a new kitchen appliance that would be approximately every

Today we celebrate 5 years and I can’t believe we’ve come so far. Thank you for standing by me through thick and thin 💕😘 #5yeariversary

For 5 years together, we’ve survived almost every scenario you could possibly dream up.

It’s been 5 years since you fell for me. I should have told you then, but better late than never ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #happyanniversary

Happy 5 years to us. Here’s to making it another 5… What? I’m kidding. Any “normal” amount of years will do. 🎂

5 years down, 15 or so to go.

When you meet your husband for the first time

S/o to you for being my favorite person to walk through life with😥💕☮🚌❤

5 years with the best husband ever. May we stay together forever. ❤️😉

Taking this moment to say THANK YOU for helping our family find a new normal and giving us the tools and support we needed to keep going. Our 5 year anniversary is almost here and it’s all thanks to you! Happy Birthday to our beautiful soon-

Five years ago, we started our life together. 💍 We’ve grown, we’ve laughed, we’ve cried, and along the way, you’ve become my best friend. It seems like only yesterday

Being with you is the only thing I look forward to after 5 years. Happy anniversary, honey!

Today marks 5 years of being besties with you 💑 #foreversweet

5 years! I’ll still think you’re pretty hot in 5 more 🔥💕

I can’t believe five years ago we met for a coffee on a cold night in NYC! I love you and wish we could freeze time on this perfect anniversary moment ❤️

You’ve brought me so much joy over these 5 years. Let’s see how many more we can have! 💕❤️

5 years ago today, you were just a boy. Now, look at you, all grrrrreat and stuff. I’m so proud of you that I might just eat your cake for you… 🍰🍰

Anniversaries are like children… A gift on its own, another reason to celebrate, and someone to make fun of the gift with. Happy Anniversary!

Five years of A+ friendship, I couldn’t ask for more. Let’s be best friends ‘til we’re 95.

An anniversary is a celebration of love, trust, and friendship. It’s a chance to reflect on what’s important, to be thankful for our blessings, and to count our many blessings. Worldwide developments have been incorporated into the romantic cutie

Amazed that it has been 5 years already. ⛩ 🎂

To call our last five years a journey would be the understatement of the century. Cheers! 🍾🥂

He has given me 5 years of laughing, loving, and all-around happiness. I am so thankful for him and I’m looking forward to the next 50 just as much. Happy Anniversary Babe!

We look like the poster couple of 5 years of marriage goals 😍💘

5 years… and we’re still so cute together. 😍 #5YearAnniversary #TBSurprises

What’re 5 years between friends anyway? Congrats on the anniversary!

Here’s to more years of laughing, loving, and learning. Happy 5th Anniversary! 💕 #5yearanniversary

We wish it was our anniversary tomorrow. Man, what 5 years it’s been!

It has been 5 years of this nonsense! I can’t wait for our five more. I love you! 😘

5 years down, 5 million puns to go #Antiversary 🐝

When you make plans for tomorrow, always include me. #5YearsBae

5 years ago today, I said yes. 5 years later, I’m still saying yes.

Sammy and I are celebrating our anniversary in Tahoe! And honestly, it’s just what the marriage doctor ordered – the trees, the air, the sun is making this busy little momma’s heart so happy.

Playing with @monstersandcritics is exactly as fun as it looks 😃 #MonstersAndCritics

5 years ago today I married my best friend. So…

Five years ago today, I married the love of my life.

5 years ago I met you. And I didn’t know what was ahead of me. You gave me the best of your world and taught me to enjoy my own. Thank you for every miracle that falls on our path like an unexpected gift

We’ve been in a relationship for 5 years and we still haven’t figured it all out! 😏😉

5 years ago, I created the ‘Dad Bod’ so I could more easily talk to my girlfriend at the time. Happy Anniversary!

5 years with you is like 50 without you.

Here’s to many more adventures. # HappilyEdited5Years

I took 30 minutes to drink your coffee because I didn’t want it to end. Happy 5 years 😉

Hope you still feel the same way about me in five years! 💕

5 years. From zero to infinity and beyond. 🍻

5 years down, 95 to go…

Can’t believe it’s been 5 years already! Here’s to the next 50… 😎

5 years ago we tackled one of life’s biggest challenges: introducing you to your parents.

Five years down… I’ve completed my life sentence. (Thumbprint Love Coupons #gift #5yearanniversary #anniversarygift )

5 years ago I looked into your beautiful eyes & knew our love was forever ❤️ Here’s to 5 more years of laughter, adventures, and unconditional love 💛 #5yearsstrong

Our 5 year anniversary is our chance to grow together. We’ve changed, you’ve changed, and so has the industry. Keep changing with the times. 💯

After 5 years with the best guy in the whole world, I still can’t believe my luck. Happy Anniversary ♥️ 🎉

5 years ago I met you. 4 months later I stole your heart. 3 babies, later I caught your blues.

Feels like yesterday you were asking me to be your girlfriend, 5 years later and here we are…#happyanniversary @jordje_ten

5 years and we still can’t pick a profile picture without arguing 😉😜

I love you today as I did 5 years ago. I love you even more because now we know who we are, what we want and where we’re going.

5 years ago the only thing i knew how to tame was my hair 😉 #‎5yearsofstubble .

Well @kidlit_rpg, that was pretty perfect. I can’t wait for 5 more years! ☺😍 😎

Happy anniversary to my favorite partner-in-crime. Here’s hoping we stay together until we’re 100 and we discover a cure for potato famine.

Starting out, we had 10 billion great ideas. Today, not so much. But what we lack in quantity, we make up for in quality—because every day spent together is another day that strengthens our bond. We love ya ❤️ #

Time flies when you’re posting daily 🌇

A relationship is a lot like a garden. At the end of a stormy day, you can still see the flowers from where you stood.

5 Year Anniversary Quotes for Instagram

5 years! Can’t believe it’s been 5 years since we officially found out the gender of @toasterwhale 👶 💗🎈🎉

So much to look forward to in five years. #5YearsStrong #CACBturns5

No matter how many times I see you, it’s like the first time. Happy 5th Anniversary to my truest friend, my forever love.

It’s our anniversary and it’s your birthday! 🎉🎂 Thanks for 5 amazing years, friend. We’re so glad you came into our lives.

5 years ago we built something great, and it’s been a hell of a ride ever since! 🍾

Unbelievable how 5 years ago, I thought my best friend was crazy for quitting her job to start a company with me! 🎉

If you could only remember the times we’ve had. It’s been a blast since we first met. Where has the time gone?! It’s been a pleasure getting to work with you, @–[FirstName]–[LastName].

Thanks for tagging along with us on the adventure of a lifetime, 5 years, and counting! ❤️🧡🍾✈️ #birchbox #familyрюмвирю #лю

Being a part of this team for 5 years has been so incredible! In the coming months, we have some pretty great things up our sleeves. I can’t wait to see how we continue to grow and evolve as a team, through the

Here’s to 5 years of teal ☀. Cheers to the next five 👍

🎂 Celebrating 5 years of #wizardry with a day full of surprises, including a customer appreciation party at our friends at @shopbradfordstreet 🎉

Today, we want to celebrate with you—the real-life humans who’ve made this project so worthwhile. To the tech nerds, tech lovers, tech addicts, tech haters, tech bloggers… to the tech lovers of the tech lovers

I would not have been awarded if it was not for my team. Teamwork Makes the Dream Work 💪🏻🔥

The memories we made, the friends we made, and the ways we grew. Thank you for being part of our 5 year journey. ✨🎉

5 years is a good time to celebrate the most important relationship in your life…with yourself.🎂👫

Happy anniversary, babes! Time flies as we keep growing as a family and business. This rad life wouldn’t be possible without you all ❤️ #5yearsold

Five years and still going strong with #FiveYearsStrong. 💪🏻

Five years later and we still think you’re perfect just the way you are. #BritandCo

5 years filled with ups & downs, but you’ve been there through all of it. So here’s to our future 🧡 #thankyounamesexyone

Five years ago, we embarked on a journey that has changed our lives in unimaginable ways. To my business partner and best friend, thank you for your love and support over the past five years. We have been through a lot together- successes, failures.

What makes you and your BFFs so special? Possibly, your shared history. 💖 😍 Here’s to 5 more years of sharing awesomeness together. 🍾 #whatmakesUsspecial

We wish you all the happiness & love in the world, our beloved furry babies! It’s hard to believe it’s been 5 years since the three of us crossed paths! From the joy you’ve brought to us, it’s clear that your roles

Sometimes the best things in life are right under your nose. Like our 5th birthday 🍰😋

You were worth waiting for.

Thank you to all our fans that have been with us from the beginning! We appreciate each and every one of you. 🙏

5 years ago today, we launched an Instagram account to share our gratitude with all of you. Here’s to the next 5 years – Cheers! #5years #thankful #happyanniversary

5 Years and we’re still going strong. 💖🎉❤️ We couldn’t have done it without you! Thank you for the love and support! 😘

It is that wonderful time of the year again.. #nationalhairaproveday is celebrating #ourfiveyearanniversary in true #hyattstylist #fashionista, made me do it style 💅🏿

Today we’re 5 years old! We started out as a simple idea and look at us now 😍Thanks for being a part of our story – we can’t wait to see what’s next. 💛 #HappyBirthdayTribe”

Cheers to five years of creating memorable moments‼️

Happy 5th anniversary to these buddies who’ve never made me feel like the third wheel. 🏳️‍🌈😎

5 Years and still going strong because we’re never out of the Loop. 🙌 #AlwaysInTheLoop

It’s been an incredible five years, and we couldn’t have done it without you. Here’s to many more! 🎉🎊

5 years ago, we started on this journey to become one of the best coffee shops. Thank you for being a part of it all! We love you Salt Lake City.✨😍

Wow! We’ve been friends for 5 years, and we don’t feel a day over 4. 😘

We had 5 fantastic years of bringing you the freshest ingredients. Here’s to many more!

THANK YOU, to all of you who have made this possible and supported us along the way! Here’s to 5 more years.

Today we share another year of life together. I’d like to thank you for the gift of your trust & love. I look forward to continuing on our path, hand in hand, together…

Thanks to everyone who’s helped us make it here. We are proud of our past, but are more excited for our future with all of you!

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