It’s easy to find funny happy birthday grandma quotes when you know where to look. A big birthday is a big deal, so why not use it as an excuse to have some fun! If you want to impress your grandma with your originality, have a look at our list of funny birthday quotes for grandma. Here are some more gifting ideas in honor of Grandma’s birthday.
Happy Birthday Grandma Funny Quotes
1. Life is short, live it up! Happy Birthday, Grandma. Hope you’re having a blast!
2. Growing old with you suits me, I’ve become so smart and witty🤗. Happy birthday to my dearest grandma.
3. This cool weather is perfect for snuggling with grandma. #HBDGrandma
4. They say the world is your oyster. But how about we keep it between family and friends? Tonight you’re just Grandma. Happy Birthday!
5. May the love of friends and family surround you on your birthday, and your worries fade away like candles in the wind. Wish you a Happy Birthday!
6. So you’re not a huge cake fan? That doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate your birthday with this unique, customizable visual from The Sweetest Occasion!
7. Oh man, it’s time for cake, ice cream, and quality time with the family. Hope Your Day Is Filled With All The Things That Make You Happy And Smile 😍☺️😎
8. The more wrinkles you have, the better you look. This is due to all of your fun memories and experiences that have been etched into lines upon your face. Thanks for growing old with me.
9. May you have a long life full of cider, hugs from your grandchildren, and frequent visits from your favorite four-legged friend.
10. I only picked the flowers 🌺 for you to put in your hair.
11. I hope you can taste how much we love and appreciate you every time you take a sip of this tea 🍵☕️
13. The more time we spend appreciating what we already have, the more we can celebrate the gift of what’s to come. – Jeff Brown
14. When you start this year thinking of the past, you’ll likely miss your next breath. But when you embrace your present, and especially the future, everything is better than you could have hoped for.
15. If the only prayer you said in your whole life was ‘thank you,’ that would suffice.”
16. Happy Birthday to the very best grandma anyone could ask for! You’ve made our lives so fun and special through so many summers, winters, holidays, birthdays, and everything else. We love you tons.
17. Life is sweet—that’s why we make chocolates. 🍫🍬 Wish your grandma a happy birthday with #GBchocolate!
18. Since you’re such a special part of the family, we put together some reasons why we all love you. Hope you like it! Happy Birthday, Nana.
19. Go to bed early tonight, because Santa won’t stop until he sees your smiling face! #funny #happybirthday
20. May this year bring you lots of happiness, love, and warm hugs from your family.
21. Wishing you all of the joys of life—wherever they may take you. Happy Birthday!
22. May you be blessed with 200 more birthdays to come!
23. Your smile reminds the world that there is hope”
24. Many happy returns of the day
25. You know it’s going to be a good day when you roll out of bed and have a slice of sunshine waiting for you.
26. It’s me and you against the world. No one is going to bring us down today.
27. Our roots may grow deep, but the ties that bind us to keep us close to home. #HappyBirthdayGrandma
28. Life gets even sweeter with your presence. Happy Birthday, Grandma!
29. Grandma never wanted us to look ‘girly’, she always wanted us to be tomboys. I am so grateful for that. Happy birthday, grandma!
30. Happy birthday to my sweet grandma! May your birthday spark many more celebrations to come. Love you
31. Happy Birthday to my favorite grandmother in the world (yes, you’re up there with Nana Betty!)
32. Mom’s 75th birthday was a big one—so big that it’s taken this many heartwarming photos to capture it all. Happy 75th, Mom 🎂🎈
33. Put on your Sunday best, grab some flowers, and make your way to brunch. Raise a glass to this beautiful woman who’s given so much to others without expecting anything in return! You rock, Grandma. 🥂
34. Happy birthday to a special, special lady. You are a love, a fighter, and my hero. I’m so lucky to have you in my life! 😘 🍰
35. Happy birthday to a special, special lady. You are a love, a fighter, and my hero. I’m so lucky to have you in my life!
36. Happy birthday to a special, special lady. It’s an honor for me to celebrate you in all your glory. I’m so lucky to have you in my life!
37. A special lady like you deserves a special treat. I’m taking you out for lunch and an afternoon of rest.
38. It’s hard to believe how much you’ve grown up. You’ve always been so special to me and we’ve shared so many great memories over the years.
39. It’s your birthday! You’re an inspiration and a brilliant woman. You’re a leader and I’m glad to call you a friend.
40. Happy birthday! May your day be filled with love and joy. 😊
41. Dear, I am honored to celebrate your birthday. Your perseverance and dedication to this company are inspiring. I hope your day is filled with love and laughter!
42. A special person deserves to enjoy a special day. On your birthday, I’m sending you warm wishes and my best wishes for health and happiness in the days ahead.
43. I have the honor of wishing a very happy birthday to a very special person.
44. With love from your granddaughter.
45. It’s a pleasure to have you in our community.
46. Happy birthday Nana! Many more memorable moments to come… 🎂🍰
47. Wishing you warm, sweet memories that last a lifetime.♥️😊🤗
48. To my grandmothers on both sides, thank you for your kindness and love, and your sense of humor.
49. All aboard the mum train! Calling all Lil’ Mums to tag your Mum friends who love trains – Lil’ Mums, your family boarding passes are ready. 🚂
50. The only thing better than spending every other weekend with my grandma? Her upcoming birthday.
Happy Birthday Grandma Funny
51. Happy Birthday to the most amazing grandma who taught me that “my way” is never the only way.
52. Even though time has passed, you’re always unforgettable. Happy birthday to the most amazing woman I’ve ever known.
53. Nothing makes me happier than seeing my grandparents enjoying their twilight years 🐶😘
54. Happy #GrandparentsDay to all the amazing and selfless people who have cared for and loved your child since day 1. May you rest easy knowing that bold and kind person is still with you, in them.
55. Today is my turn to cook birthday cake for grandpa, that’s why I open the stream, let’s play together. Wish you have a happy time with your friends.
56. So blessed to have a magical grandmother in my life @missyfamily!
57. you’ve taught us that people that we love should be appreciated every day.
58. Have a great weekend. I hope you spent it with the one person who makes every day better – you!
59. Always keep on growing – Ice Cube
60. We’re celebrating 3 years of business with cuffing season! 💍
61. Happy birthday, grandma! We love you so much and are grateful for the woman you’ve always been and the one you still are today.
62. We’re celebrating with a huge cake and heaps of your favorite people. We hope you’re having a fantastic birthday! Hope we don’t miss your face 🎂 🎉♥️ #HappyBirthdayGrandma
63. We’re celebrating your birthday with a huge cake and heaps of your favorite people. We hope you’re having an amazing birthday!
64. So… We’re stealing the cake 🎂 ✌️ and hope we don’t miss your face! Happy Birthday, Grandma.
65. We’re celebrating your birthday, so we whipped up a big, smashing cake! We hope our CardBot manages doesn’t miss your face… now blow out those candles!
66. We’re celebrating by making it rain cupcakes. There’s cake everywhere. 🎂 😘
67. We love celebrating birthdays at Baskin-Robbins. Especially yours! We can’t wish you a happy birthday without ice cream on your cake 🍰 ♥️
68. Grandma’s 90th birthday party is going to be the best she’s ever had! And we don’t want to miss a single stunt.
69. We’re celebrating your birthday, and we’re taking it to the max! (Or the extreme, if you prefer).
70. The cakes gonna be huge. And you can invite whoever you want (as long as they like cake).
71. Why celebrate one birthday when you can celebrate 365? Every day is a good day to celebrate!
72. I baked a cake and invited everyone I know.
73. Yes, you’re old. Congratulations. Now have a cake and stop being so grumpy about it! The party’s already started. Where are your slippers?
74. It’s your birthday, so here’s some cake…and some sass! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA!
75. 🍰 Grandma, you’re as sweet as these cookies. Happy Birthday!
76. Now when you’re old and gray, you can look back at all the photos of when grandkids were just grand. Happy Birthday!
77. Happy birthday Nana! You always make time for a good old-fashioned dig on the floor. We love you.💙
78. Happiest of birthdays to the finest “Glam Gram” in the land.
79. Bet you didn’t know that #bettycrocker turns 95 this month! Thank you for inspiring generations of home cooks with your easy-to-follow recipes. Happy Birthday, Betty!
80. Hello, Birthday 🎂 hahaha 😂 #love #lovemygrandkids #family #familytime
81. Life is like a box of chocolates… you never know what you’re gonna get.
82. My grandmother taught me more than I’ll ever know. More than what she taught me, she showed me what I can be.
83. For the true fashionista, sorry, they’re still real 👠
84. Your belief in me was unwavering. I can’t wait to give you the world.
85. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA! Thank you for teaching me that diamonds are a girl’s best friend 💎
86. You’re an incredible woman. We can’t thank you enough for everything you’ve been to us over the years. Thanks for being the best grandma a kid could ask for. You’ll always hold a special place in our hearts. Happy Birthday!
87. Happy Birthday to the sweetest, most beautiful woman I know. You are loved so much…Grandma!
88. Celebrate your grandma this Sunday—or any day you want to show her some ❤️. Whether you’re getting her a new bike, making her an Easter basket, or just sending a little note, show her the love. <
89. Grammy’s side-eye game is strong today. Wish my Grammy a very happy birthday!
90. Need a good laugh? Here are some relatable jokes for Grandmas (and Grandpa) 🐱😂
91. Being with family on this special day always brings back amazing memories of laughter, love, joy, and many more warm fuzzy feelings. Happy birthday to the most important person in my life!
92. I’m sending your love back to you on this very special day. I hope the message finds you in better health than you would give me credit for. You’ve played a big part in my life and have been so supportive throughout the years. I
93. Throwback to one of my fondest memories with my grandma. I hope you have a day filled with all of your favorite things. ❤️🎉
94. Grandma, I know that things are pretty down on the farm these days. I’m always thinking about you (and I got you some ear muffs!)
95. Staying home all day is the best feeling in the world #nanaiswatching
96. Today’s special day is—yours! Happy Birthday, Grandma! 😐😛🍪
97. Happy birthday to the coolest grandma in the world 🥰
98. It’s my grandma’s birthday—I hope she wins the grand prize on Jumbotron 5000!
99. I hope this card reminds you how fortunate we are to have such a smart, funny, and beautiful grandma.
100. Happy birthday to my grandma, who makes life sweeter every day by waking up with one simple thought in mind…the completion of her “to-do” list.
101. There’s not a day that goes by that I’m not thankful for my sweet grandma and all the lives she touched and loved.
102. To our sweetest clients, a happy birthday from us to you! 💜 #happybirthdaypops Happy birthday, Grandma! 🍰
103. I hope you enjoy this picture of me stealing your cheese. Happy Birthday!
104. To my grandma who’s not only an inspiration in life but an inspiration to me as a writer. 💜📕
105. 🎂🎈🥳😁👶🏼😁Here’s to another year of fun, friends, and good memories. Love, the whole gang.
106. Throwback to the last time she tried to DJ. We may have overdone it with the fog machine though 😂 #beyoutiful
107. And now it’s time to celebrate you. Many happy returns of the day! 😊
108. 🎂🎉To the lady that taught me to walk, talk, cook, pray, grow, love and teach—I love you so much! 💖
109. To all the superheroes in the world – who fail and fall and get back up again.
110. happy birthday grandma funnies
Happy Birthday Grandma Funnies
111. So excited to be celebrating another year of your life. Thank you for being the best grandma ever! ❤ #happybirthdaygrandma
112. Wishing an amazing grandmother the happiest of birthdays today! 🎂#grandmothersday #happybirthdaygrandma
113. It’s your birthday! The candles on the cake are just there to create a distraction while I steal one of them. Happy Birthday Grandma 🎂
114. Happy Birthday, Gram! We love everything about you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRAM!
115. Happy belated birthday to the most perfect grandma 💃🏻🍰
116. Cheers to you, Grandma! We love you and we hope the day is filled with love and laughter.
117. How is it already Grammie’s birthday? Who moves faster than my time warp button?!
118. This is what I’ve been up to lately: celebrating my late grandmother’s birthday! 🎉
119. Wishing you the sweetest, most heart-filled birthday one could ever have.
120. The real bummer is we only get one set of grandparents. The good news: your second set is ready and waiting. 😀💕
121. Happy Birthday to the Queen of Cool who taught me how to be stylish, gracious, and real. Here’s to many more birthdays of champagne dreams with you by my side. 🥂😘
122. If you’re wondering what to get your favorite #womanboss for her birthday, I would suggest something she can use to care for herself–like a facial or yoga class, or consider gifting her a subscription to BumbleBizz!
123. 🎂 Today is your day! 🎉 This is gonna be fun. 😊 Celebrate with a whoop, don’t just blow it all on one wish.🍭
124. I love you and I’m not afraid to say so. *hugs* 💋🎂
125. Hey Grandma. (happy birthday grandma wishes). It’s your birthday again. I’m so glad to see you smile. You are one in a Million. Just like the numbers on the birthday cake. And full of lifelike
126. Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, grandma, happy birthday to you!
127. I know you’re going to have a great day celebrating your 100th birthday, just like I have a great day every single day that I’m lucky enough to be your granddaughter. You’re a true inspiration #GRAN
128. Happy birthday to my amazing and funny grandma 🎉🎈👳😋
129. We’ve always heard that laughter is the best medicine. Let’s make your grandma laugh with these funny birthday quotes.
130. What does a penguin wear to a pool? A ping costume, of course. 😜 Happy birthday, Grandma!
131. When you’re not too fond of singing, but still want to let the birthday girl know she’s loved… ⚘️😊
132. Today we’re taking it back to when it all began 🍰🍰 Happy Birthday and many more!
133. Birthdays are a perfect reminder that life is about so much more than just this. Thank you for being my best friend.
134. Nearly half a century of memories, thousands of hugs, and more love than we can count. So grateful for these day-to-day experiences.
135. What’s the longest relationship you can be in? A relationship with yourself.
136. Happy birthday to the most important woman in our lives – gold #happybirthdaygrandmama
137. Our grandparents have been a big help in making sure we grow upright. Happy Birthday, Grandma!
138. 🎂🎉 Happy birthday to the best grandma ever!
139. My grandma is 92 today. Here’s a picture of her as a young girl going to the hospital. She looks the same. Her hair color has changed, but she still has those crazy eyes 🌞
140. Grandma always has to be the center of attention. 😂
141. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA! We Love you!!!!
142. Happy Birthday, Grandma! We love you so much.
143. Happy Birthday, Grandma. We thank you for a life full of joy and love. This year is your year 💁🏻♀
144. Happy birthday to the coolest grandma on the planet
145. You’re so great, grandma! You always show me so much love and support. I hope you have an awesome birthday! ❤
146. To my superwoman of a grandmother: you’re responsible for so many of my best and happiest memories. I love you and I hope your birthday is filled with joy and grand moments. 😊
147. Today is the day for celebrating your grandma. Tell her how much she means to you through a gorgeous cake and loads of gifts.
148. The best part of a birthday is having a Grandma to wish a happy birthday to. #HappyGrandmaDay from all of us at BJ’s!
149. Happy Birthday to my grandma who always makes me feel like I’m the most important person in the world. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂
150. Happy birthday to the coolest lady on planet earth (and an incredible cook.) Love you lots and lots 😘 🥰
151. Happy Birthday to my #adored Mamaw. I love you more than you know.
152. Thankful for the sweet people in my life who are there when I need them. The best kind of friends are the ones you don’t have to text to remind them your birthday is coming up 😉
153. Wishing you lots of joy, and doing my best to make your day extra special! xoxo
154. Today is for celebrating your beautiful, inspirational life. We love you so much! 🎂
155. 🎂🎉woke up to a weekend of football, pancakes, and now this! what a treat! 🎈☀
156. Happy Birthday, grandma! We love you so much! I hope you have an awesome day!
157. Happy Birthday to the World’s best grandma! You are so loved. ❤️🎂🎁
158. Happy Birthday, Grandma! I hope that this year is your best one yet. We’re so happy that you are here to share it with us. 🥰
159. Happy Birthday to the best grandma in the world! We love you!
160. It’s grandma’s birthday. Give it up for your favorite granny girl.
161. Happy birthday to our beloved grandma. You’ve raised the most amazing man we know and we love you dearly! Your daughters and their families.
162. Happy birthday to the sweetest lady in the world, my grandma. I’m so lucky to have you in my life. 💕🎂😊##
163. Having so much fun with the fam means lots of travel and dinners out. Happiest belated birthday Nini!
164. Hello, my name is … Granny 😀 🍰 #grannysbirthday
165. So much love and gratitude for the best and sweetest grandma around! See you soon💕
166. It’s an honor to be both your granddaughter and your granddaughter-in-law.
167. Keeping it real over here, but also wishing a very happy birthday to the wing-woman in my life. May you live to be a hundred and fly a plane.